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This movie shows that chicks all over the world, whether they have freeways or autobahns or drive-thrus they all like going for a ride down the hershey highway. Throughout International Butt Babes 3 we get taken on a rectum rampage of a trip through America and Europe and five farout scenes of posterior plunging pleasure.

From a blonde yankee getting her doo-doo doodled where we see the pleasure on her face as well as gushing out of her pussy over to Europe where we see the English and French bending over and taking it as they have for the last hundred years.

As I’ve said before, those Eastern Euro chicks are totally into the decadent dicking scene and that’s fucking obvious in this movie. These babes take the anal plunge ultra deep and moan for more. The movie makers were even nice enough to show us that lesbians love anal action too. We get a couple ultra hot nymphos going down on each other and some serious ass fucking almost going as far as fisting.

The intensity of these bottom banged babes getting their tushies tanked rates International Butt Babes 3 a good stiff four cocks-up.

Chicks are funny man, they dig seeing cocks spurting almost as much as we like feeling it and all eleven (thats right 11) scenes here show it.

We get to see young hardbody hotties and lovely latinas ultra-nympho milfs and some hot chocolate showing their styles of jacking and their glee at watching the cum fly and knowing that they are the ones that watched these cocks explode.
We dont get any fucking and only a little sucking but the title does say up front that its a bunch of handjobs and the cock loving energy of these chicks did not leave me limp as I watched them work their magic on these dudes wands as they go after these cocks one on one or as in one of these scenes three on one….aint a lot in the world hotter than a cock loving babe who is surrounded by eager to explode fuck-sticks and seeing the excitement as they get closer to blast-off
For a pure jackoff movie it doesnt get a whole lot better than this. A pumping four out of five cocks-up for Handjobs 16

Two hot English dick lickin tarts tag-team against two super sexy cocksucking Yankee sluts who get a head start when huge titted babe Miko Lee gets down on her knees and shows off her skills before the match. When the other yankee slut Ashley shows up they both go to town with their natural cocksucking lust in the dressing room for a totally killer opening move.

It totally feels like a PPV wrestling event with the crowd chanting USA USA and the announcer yelling ‘let’s get ready to suck iiiiiiiit’. The guys come out their cocks bouncing and the cocksucking begins. One cock, then two, three, four and more and more til the first tag, and then the controversy starts. The yanks totally cheat cos they’re true cocksucking sluts who wont tag out so they both get on their knees in the ring instead. All hell breaks loose as cocks get sucked left right and center by all four of these cock crazy sluts.

American Cock Suckin Championships 10 is an entertaining flick with some super hardcore cocksucking sluts and scores a jerkin 4 cocks up.

Truth, Justice, and The American Way….thats what this movie is all about. Truth: Most husbands are lame ass fuckers who cant last more than a couple minutes and are underhung leading over 90% of wives to have affairs. Justice: These sluts find a way to get the action they want and enough cock and cum to almost satisfy their daily needs since they cant get what they crave at home. The American Way: Brazen dudes who know what they want taking it right in front of the owner and saying “fuck yeah !” while they do it. Thats what this flick is about.

We’ve got a huge range of wives craving cock and takeing it in every hole while their often astounded and almost always aroused husbands look on in wonder as they see their sweet wives release the cock hungry slut waiting to be released in every woman.

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Screw My Wife Please 26 gets an adulterous three cocks-up (just like this blonde super-slut wife in one of the scenes) Better camerawork would have gotten it a four.

Even though this movie has the six million dollar man in it, it doesn’t have a six million dollar budget. It’s a loosely put together tale with a tongue in (ass)cheek take on Dragnet and 70’s porn. Starring a lot of big old names, emphasis on old, but still skilled such as Steve Austin, Ron Jeremy, Jewel De Nyle and Evan Stone. The story isn’t worth much but if you fast forward the sex is hot, heavy and wet with people who know how to fuck and like doing it on film.

So basically we’re talking psychadelic suck-a-thon flashback fuckfest, no kink or niche stuff just good well rounded porn with good well rounded babes and a very rounded (not so well) Ron Jeremy. These folks do know how to fuck and take you thru 5 scenes of thouroghly enjoyable fucking and sucking to a satisfying conclusion. The story could have been left out but I guess when you’ve been in the biz forever you need whatever extra fun you can put in the film. A solidly sploogeable 3 cocks-up for Shagnet.

K…Im guessing you’ve seen Casino Royale…not the stoner Peter Sellers/David Niven one. The new one. Felix The Lucky Slave 5 is just like it. Well just like the torture scene near the end anyways…so if you’re some kinko who found yourself getting hard or wet watching it then this movie is for you.

Like this Felix dude is messed right up (guess it goes with being named Felix) and a total masochist. First we get treated to scenes of his previous adventures which include being tortured with syringes and then embark on a trip of watching him get whipped HARD and everywhere in every position by a couple big titted chicks who even tie up his balls and then whip the hell out of his cock and balls.

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Crazy shit man…I give it just one cocks-up for Felix The Lucky Slave 5 and thats cos my cock wants to keep up and wary cos its too scared to relax after watching this.

So in the first scene this tiny little asian chick with hardly any tits but some totally hard erect torpedo nipples gets busy with a horny black dude almost double her size. Shy to start she totally cums out and gets wild and loud like the cockslut she is after he sucks on her nipples and rubs her pussy for a while through her sexy pink panties. She looks even tinier with his big black cock in her mouth.

Three more hot scenes follow, each getting hotter and nastier than the last. Dirty asian sluts slobbering and choking on thick black masts then getting their slim slits lubed by long pink tongues, like these dudes are big everywhere man.

The last fucker is so fucking big he has to stretch the cockslut out with his thick fingers so she can fit his pulsing black cock in her tight wet pussy. A fuck frenzy follows with him banging her tight snatch in a whole bunch of different positions making her cum hard over and over again. Man I love hearing slutty chicks screaming their orgasms so everyone knows they love getting fucked.
Four big cocks up for black dicks in asian chicks, totally fucking hot shit dude.

K man….Porn has got to forget about story lines that are stupid - just give us some hardcore pussy and ass pounding throat splooging snowball swallowing bukkake babe banging nasty porn.
I mean I dig it that they try to show that they can write and that these chicks can act almost as well as a daytime soap actress…I understand but a dude in a frizzy clown wig and special effects that can be done better by a grade 10 visual arts student….gimme a break

Dont get me wrong, the chicks are ultra hot and they sure as hell know how to take big cocks in all their holes, you get five scenes of sizzlin sex and the writers did TRY to use their imagination with paintings that come to carnal life etc…seems like maybe they used it at 5 am after a few too many doobies and hits of jack daniels but they did try.

Gallery of Sin 1 is worth watching for the hot sex but your finger will spend as much time fastforwarding as you will jerking your cock. Two Cocks-up for Gallery of Sin 1

Lovely Luscious Labia Licking Lesbians in Langurous Lovefest…say that 10 times fast and your tongue wont be as twisted as it would pleasuring these wild chicks…Indoors, Outdoors, these scenes fill all of these chicks doors and you know that they arent total lesbos cos they’re actually hot

Four Fuck Filled Fantastmic scenes of pussy pumping, labia licking, finger fucking, strapon sucking, superslut fucking orgasmic extremes man. The intensity of the four finger fucking with the three chicks ending in a super squirt session itself makes it worth the price of admission for this one.
Chick Flick 2 gets a full on four cocks up….these chicks go for it all the way.

K….this one the title doesnt make a helluva lot of sense to me. Why are the bbw chicks dressing as cheerleaders…like Im not being mean, I dig curves and big boobs…but cheerleaders?

Anyways once you get past the crazy costume idea (I still just dont get it..) It starts with a big boobed bouncy babe ordering half a dozen pizzas and being a total bitch to the delivery dude, but once she gets the sausage that she was really wanting (and two of them at a time) her attitude changes and she acts like the cock crazed nympho she is, riding sucking, bouncing on cock and finally getting covered in cum.

Then we get some hot black mama inter-racial stuff in scene two and awesome double dong bbw chick on bbw chick in scene 3 and after breaking out some more toys they get into a crazy wet cum scene. The heat for these chicks doesnt cool down either as scene four has the noisiest of them all work this dude’s cock out by the pool filling every hole she has then finally taking his load all over her HUGE tits.

If it werent for the stupid cheerleader costumes this would have gotten a four cocks-up, instead it gets a bouncing 3 cocks-up.

Ebony and Ecstacy live together in orgasmic harmony in Black Bad Girls 13.

We start with a stunning yet short scene of an Obsidian babe masturbating for our pleasure and you can totally see the cum glistening on her jet-black skin as she works herself off.
Then a little coffee and cream together with a black babe and creamy white slut get it on together and with others and both get off competing for slut-queen. Action builds throughout as we get squirting, one raven black slut taking on two white weiners including a very eager dp scene….whatta slut man…

The heat does not let up as these dusky double dipping dames go full out to blow your load. If you just dig hot porn then watch it with a three out of five waving cocks-up, But if you are just that extra bit into having your rocks off obsidian style its a must see cos man these are some oreo wafers I would love to fill double-stuff

Y’know you always hear chicks talking about anything guys like to do and saying “oh boys and their toys…” Well Lesbian Swirl Fest 10 shows that while we might like some cool gear to play with its the chicks that are the true toy fanatics.

Four freakin fucktastic lesbian lickfest party scenes of these chicks working their toys and getting totally lost in what they’re doing as they ride and slam and rub and suck their way through one rocking orgasm after another. Not only is this flick a great cum fest of chicks masturbating but also there’s variety man…like one chick has a totally thick hippy bush, another is shaved with a pussy tattoo and so on.

Not an intense flick but easy to get off too. A good solid three hard cocks-up for Lesbian Swirl Fest 10.

I came across a Treasure Trove of Tarts that I had missed and apparently no one else reviewed either. Their loss…Only thing I lost is a load of cum while watching it.

I’ve said both these things before, The hottest most voraious fuck out there is one of these 30 something babes who dont get quite enough sex and need and beg for release…and the most ultra cock slutty of chicks are the brits. This movie combines both as they come constantly, noisily and show how much they love cock

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You gotta both envy and feel fear for these young studs as they get totally devoured by these ravenous milf appetites. A Hard four throbbing cocks-up for Miltf 5

Cock craving hot hairy hoochie sluts fill this DVD up with some intense heat and hardcore action. Totally hot shit when we get close-ups of these fur coated mouthwatering muffs. Man that takes me back to the porn I jerked off to when I was younger. I totally dig nostalgia trips and these hairy pussied sluts share all the goods with their dripping wet snatches getting filled with not just one cock, but one of them scores two dicks to fuck, swallow and lust over.

The action heats up as those hairy holes get totally fucking slurped clean by these eager studs who know how to make that precious pussy juice flow like a waterfall at Yosemite. You can tell that Muff Mania 8’s three cum loving sluts totally love getting fucked and as you know, genuine sluts are a major turn on for me, so Muff Mania 8 gets a pulsing 3.5 cocks up out of 5.

The more intense and nasty the better and nothing is more intense than watching a slut who loves being an atm machine…yknow what Im talking about, you bang her or some other chicks ass, get your cock all juiced up especially if she’s full of cum in her ass then she opens her mouth and eagerly sucks, swallows and cleans your cock like some crazed sex junkie.

Ass to Mouth 11 has some of the most natural nasty cum and ass loving sluts I have ever seen and gets a throbbing 4 hard cocks up for the intense sluttiness of these chicks and the joy with which they take cock in each hole and in any order.

As Promised one scorchingly hot gangbang movie for your orgasmic pleasure !! Sizzling sluts being fucked every which way, squirting and yelling for more. Free4all 2 delivers in a big way and makes me want to check the archives to review number one in the future

The best porn sluts in the world are the ones who really heat it up by showing how much they love cock and taking one after another and in this flick you not only see one super-slut getting banged at both ends but two at a time. Double the pleasure.

My only problem is it was only three scenes - “give me more,” I yell…just like these nymphos did
A Good Firm 4 Cocks up for Free4all 2 - Only reason it doesnt get 5 is cos I wanted it to be longer

Hot Slutty Moms….mmm the stuff that wet dreams are made of right ? Sadly and Limply not in Trailer Trash Moms 2. Sure the chicks are slutty enough and get their holes full of cock but still the movie itself sucks. The girls getting fucked know what they’re doing for sure but somehow no one seems totally into it while they are doing it…Then I saw why…Dude there’s like swarms of mosquitoes and all sorts of flies buzzing the chicks’pussies and flying up the asses of the guys fucking them…not cool, and definitely not hot.

Scene three has some decent chick on chick action but nothing special. If you ever check out this flick save yourself the time I wasted and skim to scene four. At least it has a super crazy nympho slut who you can tell loves cock and craves fucking like Bill Cosby craves Jell-O. She puts on an awesome show especially when four fingering her splashingly wet pussy while her ass gets plowed and fuck is she ever noisy !

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Overall tho except for the novelty of watching people get eaten alive by insects while fucking or scene four’s super-slut who singlehandedly got the show a “one cock up” rating I would find something hotter and better made than this one. Matter of fact I will go find some sizzling hot gangbang slut filled fuck fest movie that I will tell you about tomorrow for some primo jacking material

These fuckers totally put Mr Ed to shame with their huge monster meat poles that totally bang the shit out of these hot willing tasty titted babes. They spread their legs wide for a totally full service and like get wayyyy more than even they figured as their tight snatches are stretched to the max to fit these huge dicks. Like fuck man, those rods are beasts!

Three rad hot scenes of super huge dicks penetrating deep into sex-crazed slut pussy while those big beautiful breasts keep bouncing away keeps the action pumping along with my fist. Dude these sluts know how to put on a super hot fucking show and they totally know how to work all those inches to make these guys cum so fucking hard! Shit I worried one dude would burst a blood vessel!

So Mr Horsecock, need any new friends? Like gimme a call and let’s go pussy hunting together cos the action you get in this DVD scores a totally rad 4 cocks up out of 5 and I totally want a piece of it!

Bumbumbumbum….I bet Beethoven was into ass. There is no slut like an anal slut. Once you’ve trained your chick and she gets all totally into getting her ass pounded there is no longer anything she wont do and the nasty nymphos in Anal Thrills 2 prove it.

This movie doesnt cheap you out on content, you get six deep ass boning scenes and in each scene you can tell these babes will do anything to get their asses filled. Gangbangs, Interracial, Milf this one has a bit of everything but whatever is in the scene you’re guaranteed heavy duty anal action including some mind blowing and load blowing double anal.
This one thrills indeed with a big four out of five cocks up. I’m sure these sluts would try taking four cocks up their asses too if they could.

Oh, Mama mia…Mama mia come and blow…Milf dudes…as long as she isnt washed up and wrinkly there isnt much hotter a category cos you KNOW that these babes know what they are doing and they are at that early 30’s age where they crave cock like the Trix Rabbit craves Trix Cereal and “Latex Soccer Moms” is definitely an example of this.

Five super hot scenes of sex crazed mamas getting their needs as well as their holes filled; younger dudes, older dudes, these chicks dont fucking care man…they just gotta have the cock.

The movie explodes at the end just like I did when you get to double your pleasure as two hot blonde milfs go ballistic man. Cum spraying from them as they greedily go down on and ride this dude and you can see after the scene that they STILL want more. Send them to me.
Chicks as genuinely slutty as this are a fucking masterpiece and make me believe in a god. A very solid five cocks up.

Get ready to ring in the new years with a bang watching some gangbangs and for a hot slutty group fucking slut flick Crazed Coochies is one that will have you shooting your own fireworks.

These chicks are so fucking delicious and slutty that you will have to watch this one in stages cos you might come every scene and if you dont shoot a load seeing the lovely latina slut in the first scene I tell you man your balls will not contain themselves thru scene two where this red headed super-slut fucks herself in front of all these dudes with a long red dong, then fucks all of them in an intense frenzy of nasty nymphomania

The heat does not let up as scene after scene these gangbang sluts get pounded in every hole and scream for more until finally this raven haired rocker slut with a tramp stamp takes it in every hole including double penetration AND double vaginal…like dude…can you say Slut-Supremo ?

Four out of five cocks up, definitely splooge city material

Man I bet lots of chicks got some awesome fuck toys from the fat man this christmas (I dont mean Ron Jeremy) and are putting on some awesome shows for their men. Now these chicks in Toyz 4 Twats may not all be beauty queens but I guess thats why they are so into their toys and like wow they totally groove the move with their tech-tuna toyz to some noisy and ultra wet orgasms.

Also dudes, although it may not be the hottest movie I’ve reviewed…one bonus to these toy movies is you can watch them with your chick who may not otherwise watch porn. “Hey honey I was sent this movie cos frank at work is getting one of these for his wife to add some spice and this is what it does…check this out” Your chick watches it, sees these sluts going nuts with their toys and voila your chick will then maybe dig porn and definitely want some toys to put on shows for you. Not a strong rating with only 2 cocks up rating but like any slut it does have it’s uses.

Feeling mega nasty to the extreme ? Want to check out some total cock sucking nymphos who love getting their asses filled with cum? If you dont then read no further…If you do then you have GOT to check this one out.

These are some primo nasty sluts who take big fucking cocks rammed into every hole. You probably wont make it past the second scene without shooting your load. These two hot young sluts eager to show how much they love cock and cum. It’s like they are competing for who is the sluttiest as they get each other off and get into some really nasty atm action as they each get fucked until finally the guy explodes into the brunette chick’s gaping ass and the dirty slut of a blonde opens wide and swallows a fucking river of cum that flows out.
Like I said man this movie is full of intensely nasty gonzo stuff and if thats what you’re into, bravo. I give it a full hard on five cocks up.

Point of View porn…after the first couple pov movies that seemed kinda hot it gets tired fast I dunno man….maybe Im missing something, must be like 500 hits of acid or the virtual reality sim that hasnt been invented yet but this whole pov movie idea is just kinda escaping me.

Like maybe I need a whole helluva lot more silly juice to continue the idea of being able to watch some babe fucking in front of me and just cos she has some intense (and disconcerting in an almost scary) way of staring at the camera Im always supposed to feel like she is sucking and fucking me?

…I just dont get it man….Like many things its cool as a novelty the first couple spins around but after that…it fizzles.

The chicks in this movie are totally smokin hot no question there. Specially in the final scene where the girl on girl action fucking sizzles and the closeups of these sluts’ perfect asses is the one time where I can say “yeah man, that view of those double moons is better than any freakin sunset”

POV bs or not, this movie does deliver in terms of slutty heat. I give it a 3 cocks up and it would probably be more if I was high enough to get into this “point of view” frame of mind since I would give any of these chicks the point of my cock in any hole they wanted.

What can I say…? Slutterfuckingrifick !!! These chicks are like totally out of control. Ferociusly fucked by 2, 3, even four dudes and I mean ferocious man….Only three scenes long but freakin intense enough to make up for it and hey time flies when you’re having fun and these chicks are having some majorly orgasmic fun.

The climbing intensity in the first two scenes is followed by a mind blowing finale and if you havent already blown your load then your cock will blow too man…Like this british chick shows us why those sassy english women are known to be such super-ultra sluts. This big-breasted babe gets banged in every hole begging for her “arse” to be taken deeper and harder and like dude, her neighbors and everyone a mile around must be able to hear this chick going at it until finally she takes these huge loads all over her face and maybe its just my liberty-loving American nature but nothing looks as good as a British Slut with cum all over her.

If you’re digging some intense slut action this one gets three cocks up, production could be better but you will get off cos the heat comes across from these nasty nymphos no matter what.